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Han Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


JABBA AND JUNE - Luke and Leia weren't the only twins separated at birth


TAGS: june shannon jabba
Rating: 4.31/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 8:51 pm
This rocks... geez I can't stand these backwoods people.


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


Pimp Hand -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 2.82/5

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Airman - April 26, 2011, 7:17 pm
it is impossible to make one that everyone likes. Make one that you like.. that's the most important part of it.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:13 pm
okay....!! Plus, some of them are so perfect, I feel a lot of pressure! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:12 pm
Plus, some of them
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:11 pm
Oh well, if I think of something, maybe! I don't want to make some "just to make some" I want to like it! (especially since it's gonna stick to me, might as well be able to stand for it!) and I know people might not like it as much as me neither! xx
rerun - April 26, 2011, 6:58 pm

some of the greates posters on this site are from people "working out" the personal stresses in their lives. Makingh a poster can be a great outlet.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
I might at some point, but right now I'm going through the roughest of patches, and can't even focus to do that... Checking them out is relaxing but its as much as I can afford, mentally... But I'm sure I'll get to it at some point in time!! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:42 pm
What's that about?? Is it required to make some to be allowed to enjoy others? I'm very sorry if I don't like all that's there... but you should get used to it, it happens a lot in life! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:50 pm
I would like to see some posters djinnyf... your postive comments towards women are great... give it a try for a poster.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:45 pm
Isn't it about time you stop criticizing everyone else's posters & put out a few of your own? 89 comments, ZERO posters.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
Basically, she's getting paid to do a job... acting.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:07 pm
And if I happen to see older posts, it's because my google page's got the motifake thingy and I get to have a random one all the time, instead of having to go through the same ones all the time... xx
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:06 pm
It shows a lot more about the people putting it up and enjoying such things... Sorry, I don't find degrading women very funny... And I find this (and liking this) more degrading than most overly ***y girls...) xx
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:19 pm
*on mulitiple sites* if you want Politically Correct, I am sure The View has a web site
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:18 pm
why are we commenting on posters from 2007? and this is Glenn Ford slapping Erin Grey in a 1978 made for TV movie "Evening in Byzantium". It's make believe!!! this poster is no multiple sites and has been for some time.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:31 am
This is huhhhhhh... can't believe it's up. xx
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 3:04 am
It's stupid.
snow - August 29, 2008, 3:08 am
He looks very satified.... no homo!
Profet - January 13, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is a classic example of a man wit the gift of "pimpin". I love it. It is motivating!


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
"I'm gonna be just like Mommy when I grow up... but I'm gonna start now."
RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

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Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


Books -




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

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Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




HISTORY CHANNEL -


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


HARE SOLO -




LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.


TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.35/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


HANGOVERS - Even little doggies get them


TAGS: dog hangover
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:29 am
I need a little hair of the human that bit me.


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.47/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm
Brillant.


MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns




ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?




REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




LOVE -


TAGS: people never change mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome bre***s. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all bre***s, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!


TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.63/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.52/5

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny ****
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim R@per - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?




ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scra**d) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.


I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


THE EASIEST WAY - To change a persons mind... Is with a 160gr boat tail


TAGS: the easiest way change mind
Rating: 4.25/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:29 pm
Firearms have been the way to end an argument if you're wrong for many years, and will continue to do so over years to come
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:46 pm

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. Mahatma Gandhi
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
for the record, not insulting you, bloody saything my boss told me once
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
YES!!! For there is no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there's a 'U' in '****'
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 7:46 pm
Agreed, because if something is broken... shoot it (Ps, might want to invest in a 'F' key for your keyboard lol)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:33 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! GySgt1811a, lol, you made my day :D thanks XD
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ah, correction... I never said that I collect guns, Christ, I'm too young to own one in my neck of the woods anyway, I do have a air rifle though, but only one item of a particular type doesn't count as a collection in my eyes though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:34 pm
and that's just pathetic and weak....If you want to be tough....try using your hands.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:33 pm
OK. Why collect guns then? Does it make you feel like a big man? Guns aren't toys...they're tools. I repeat...Unless you're hunting, you don't need guns, except to shore up your ego.
GySgt1811a - March 7, 2012, 12:26 pm
Bows and Arrows.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:03 am
It is NOT a violent hobby :O good grief man... well, according to world law it's an 'illegal' hobby to shoot people, but not a violent hobby, there is a difference
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:01 am
OH ok, now I'm with you, like magnum vs ordinary rounds (similar, not exact I know) ok, now all the misty cataracts have been removed from my minds ability to comprehend it thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 10:16 am
I collect books.....I don't need a violent hobby. (I do own guns, but they provide me with food...not entertainment)
MPsniper - March 7, 2012, 9:55 am
.308 is not military nomenclature. there are different ballistics and pressures. same same as .223 vs 5.56. slightly differing shoulder, but mainly different pressure. you could fire .223 in a rifle chambered for 5.56, but NOT the other way around.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 7.62mm diameter the same as a .30cal?? .308 is 7.8232mm according to my calculations or are you speaking of 2 different rounds completely?? if so, then I retract my statement.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:33 pm
All 36 of them (approx).
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 6:21 pm
.308 is civie. the correct nomenclature is 7.62×51mm NATO
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
......... *types witty comeback* ... **** *deletes it* ....... ummm.... AH HA!!!! screw that then... 155mm Howitzer :P (I always thought it's APFSDS not APDSFS?? and oddly I know what that stood for before reading the last line...
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:00 pm
And to everyone's amazement... I'm not American :O South African all the way :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2012, 5:25 pm
You Americans really love your guns.
GySgt1811a - March 6, 2012, 4:51 pm
Ok, Ok, Ok. Then I'll go with my old standby. A 120 mm APDSFS* depleted uranium round at, wait for it, 5800 fps! (Or, go nuke. That's next.) *"Armor p******* Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized" (So there! ;} )
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:10 am
Actually it would be a 175 gr boat tail hollow point (or OTM). 168 lacks in terminal ballistics past 600 yds.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:37 am
~[Cont.]~ but rather a more interesting choice... called the Cheyenne Tactical 419gr .408 cal. there's something to think about ;) lol, but thanks to both of you for keeping my life on the "holy crap I made a mistake" area ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:35 am
Ok, there's where I fell short, although there is a 160gr you guys are referring to the USMC .308?? ok, now I'm with you, but personally, I prefer one bullet above all else, and no I'm not mental to go for the .50BMG or .505 Gibbs, ~[Cont. in reply]~
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 4:55 am
at 800 yards and beyond, i bump it up to a 190 gr match king.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:23 pm
Ah, we're just being a***. The USMC .308 is a 168 gr. Lake City National Match boat tailed spitzer. But it sure don't matter to the poor fool that gets one between the running lights. Just ignore us and keep up the good work.
M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
You sure?? (I'm really not going to argue, what I know of ammo can hurt myself) http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/3742193419/9888437/mvc-011f.jpg_thumbnail1.jpg
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 3:21 pm
Thanks, MP, you beat me to it.
MPsniper - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm
it would actually be a 168 gr boat tail


OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.15/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 2:45 pm
hey MR rodgers, what happend to the http://www.s*xy-... link you have posting under anonymous and thatonedood22? ya we can see all the aliases you used
MR rodgers - August 4, 2009, 2:18 pm
YESH THIS IS AWESOME
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:38 pm
I'm glad we think alike.


REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
d*** 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: no chance for the enemy
Rating: 4.21/5

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8amdriveby - April 10, 2015, 12:23 am
Obviously were doing ok since,reportedly, your violent crime rates were 8 times higher than ours in 2011 https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/uk-violent-crime-rate-eight-times-higher-than-the-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 11:02 pm
Everyone invaded the U.S and went to Woodstock. They took a ****tail of s*ds home with them and infected the earth. :)
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 10:17 pm
What about the 60's?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 9:30 pm
The British invaded Washington and burned the White house in 1814. They retreated after a storm.
observingthisplanet - January 22, 2014, 8:11 pm
Be nice. Remember that America had to make and ship rifles over to England during world war 2 because of your "gun free policy". You should also remember That the USA has never been invaded and has only been occupied once. And we kicked their a$$...
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:12 pm
Heh, compost……nowwwww yer gettin’ somewhere. No argument....wait, Greeny? Shyt, thought you were Lister.
Greeny - October 25, 2013, 7:48 pm
Don't you mean compost?
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 6:40 pm
Lister, work with me here. If yer gonna banter, please make it at lease semi-interesting….and do yer best to generate a pertinent point. You’ve either lost me or I took a nap at ‘fries’. (I’m less than 500 days from retirement).
Lister - October 25, 2013, 5:20 pm
Lol, dude, the only thing you need to remember to ask is 'do you want fries with that'
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:30 am
Dang. Nitwits are inbreeding again. Now where’s my fly swatter. Smat smat smat. Heh heh.
Lister - October 25, 2013, 4:44 am
See, the only problem with arming bears or whatever the hell the 1st, 2nd or 3rd amendment says is; you let psycho's have them, clever move guys lol. Hows the kids?, safe enough in school?, better phone and check eh?
GaryO - September 28, 2013, 6:30 pm
Good thinkin’, Al. Butcha gotta admit, still a bit of a sport. It’s like puttin’ out a salt lick for a deer and gettin’ a wart hog. Not whatcha want, but yet purdy good eatin’ if ya field dress it right.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:59 pm
Dude, don't feed the trolls.
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 10:11 am
Wouldn’t trade it fer yer tea sippin’ scone munchin’ lifestyle for the world. Glad we ran yer sissy ‘military’ off a couple hundred years ago. In other words, it’s worked out just fine.
jdmofo - July 12, 2013, 9:20 am
Here in Britain we have virtually no guns and coincidentally there are virtually no shootings. In the US you have the right to bear arms, how's that working out for ya?
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:39 am
If you don't know how to maintain, load, shoot, and aim a pistol you're lacking an important parenting skill.
Bolverk3778 - March 20, 2013, 5:57 pm
The most lethal weapon on the planet, A mother defending her children!


CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:31 am
Great points, Bah. We need to get you an avatar, bud. Come in, join the fun. Membership has it's benefits, we'll give you all the women Ron can't eat (which doesn't leave you much, sorry).
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:11 am
The highest estimators include Katrina rescue and repair and other unrelated military actions. The low ones a**ume that recruiting would have been the same w/out the war. Both are wrong, so the reality is anyone's guess.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:03 am
So, in my informed but non-professional opinion, when the stimulus bill was passed, this moti was almost certainly true. Now, they nearly break even, with the war probably being slightly higher. I sourced NYT, WSJ, NBC, and others.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 12:58 am
Haar, as usual, cuts to the meat of the conversation. Unfortunately, which one is more depends on who you ask. Everyone uses different figures for estimating the cost; the low estimates are about 600 bil, high 1 tril, and most frequent about 800 bil.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Please, I point out exactly what Obama is involved in while you a**ign blame to Bush for everything. You don't even acknowledge facts that show the housing market failure was created in the 90s and that in 06 he told Congress to get it in check. Hypocrite
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:37 am
Oh and to counter your last post responding to me, WTFO, why do you tell me to stop blaming Bush for everything yet its ok for you to twist the facts and blame Obama for everything? Sounds like Hypocrisy at its finest to me.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:32 am
Well said Agdaniele, well said indeed. :)
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I'm done anyway aggy. Tired of trying to keep up with ILB's trolling of all my posters and attacking the truths he can't bare to face. Bring your case to the troll, now. Night all.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:08 am
But, it's not going anywhere... and I'm just voicing my disappointment with everyone who feels the need to turn this site into a soap box. Sorta like the one I'm standing on right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:06 am
No man, Aggys right. On nights like these when all the politifakers are on, It gets downright depressing having to skim all this blather. Mooooooooooo votes YEA!!!! on politifake.com.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:04 am
Respectfully, WTFO, it's getting manifesto-length again. Scrolling through two pages of almost all political banter is ridiculous. Then again, I clearly enjoy humor and non-argumentative and speculative rhetoric.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Respectfully, aggy. You are not forced to read this. Besides, other sites don't have pictures and I like pictures. It helps me communicate to the haters because they normally can't read.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:56 am
This is ridiculous. Motifake, of all places... and political agenda has to be spewed here? Why here? Go somewhere else with this crap.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
PLEASE
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:53 am
Blah blah blah agenda blah blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah blah messiah blah blah blah blah. PLEAS find somewhere else to do this.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:49 am
pork and paybacks to unions and special interests makes me worry for the country that my kids will inherit from me. Maybe others should check facts of the root causes of the problems of this country instead of blaming Bush for everything.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:48 am
"fundamentally change this country" (Obama). I don't support that nor do I support a society that creates mass entitlements by stealing from successful Americans. That is exactly what this White House and Congress are doing. That and the HUGE spending on
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:46 am
War spending was accounted for but you are right that most of it came from Continuing Resolutions. I stick to the truth and agree with whoever has the right position, regardless of position. However, the Dems have been captured by radicals looking to
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:37 am
actually work. It can be done, but only if BOTH sides stop all this name calling and non-sense and come together. I am willing,......are you?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:36 am
are part of what is wrong, instead of criticizing EVERYTHING because it doesnt come from YOUR party is not the way to fix things. I was actually very glad to hear of the 6 senators, 3 Dems and 3 Republicans that are presenting a health bill that may
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:35 am
Look it up, its commone knowledge. Bush left the costs of the war out of the budget. You, my friend, debate very well but you lack the wisdom to look honestly at reality. Yes there is a great deal wrong with the country, but name calling and vitriol
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:17 am
All govt spending is accounted for. You show your Ignorant Liberal Bull**** by ignoring the facts I posted last and instead trying to redirect attention towards a bogus claim that has no support. You my friend have guzzled the far-left Kool-aid. Wake up.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:29 am
Oh just like the fact that you (and Bush) left the true costs of the war out of the budgets and never accounted for them bringing their numbers down on paper but astronomical in reality? Typical, the only one lying or uninformed, is once again, you.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:00 am
ILB, you conveniently left out the other spending packages they spent during the same month. Mainly the Omnibus which added to the 'stimulus' is well over $1T. As usual...you are either uninformed or lying. I'm not sure which.
ILB - September 1, 2009, 1:36 am
As usual.....UNTRUE. Total of wars to date is $904 billion (most of which was spent during the last 7 years) vs. $787 billion spent on pulling this country out of the hole it was left in. (although Pelosi and Reed ARE complete morons)
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:37 am
WoS, while your input is interesting, it's completely ineffective in changing me. (Typed slowly for you) If..the..Admin..approves..it..the..poster..belongs..here. So, suck it up and move on.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 1:49 pm
Trolls!!! They are everywhere!!
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
And for the record, everyone one knows it was trolls, sent by stock brokers, that stole all of our money.
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:20 pm
This pisses me off. I'm not angered by things like petty political insults. I'm angered by the fact that you (WTFO) are still unable to realize that this site is for, and I will say this slowley so you don't forget, H-U-M-O-R.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
Well at least the intelligence level of the conversation will improve significantly without you in it. I'm glad to be done with you. Hopefully, you'll stop trolling my posters to start flame wars. Goodbye and good riddance.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
Again transferring your behavior onto others wtfo. You are now roaming around just like a stereotypical timmy. Almost all your posters are politifakes without even an attempt at funny. You fail once again.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
BTW, below is one of your more mature engagements "Whines Too f***in Often". Nope, nothing childish about that, eh? I discuss adult topics, you whine about those adult topics. Man TTH, it must suck to be wrong all the time like you.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:00 pm
I've seen your posters TTH. There isn't much in the way of quality. A few tributes a few attacks on tunnelers and support for the pot that has rotted your brain. Not impressed. But, no matter. You have a right to be here that you fail to extend to others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:19 am
And early signs of syphilis....don't forget the syphilis.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:02 am
Pirate get back to me when you learn you difference between quality and quantity. I pay more compliments than criticisms. I show and receive praise from the best contributors of this site, while you show nothing but contempt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
I really think you Amerikens would do better to bring back some of yout previous Presidents...What happened to that Nixon Guy? Or That young guy...Kennedy?...did he recover from that scratch on his head yet?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 10:53 am
Just a side note: If we make the number of posters created a criterion for comments, where do we draw the line? Can you not comment until you've made, say, 100 posters? A thousand? Or is it a ratio? 5 comments for every poster made? Or 10?
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:56 am
you know, there was a night a little while back where you and others were commenting about a pit bull poster. the whole discussion was informative and I learned a lot. No one was called a Timmy or put down. That is what we need more of. Not attacks
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:50 am
my guess is that the site was invented so people could have fun making posters... and that is the allure. it wasn't created so you could be the leading commentator on other peoples work... no one really cares what you think anyway. or what I think.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:46 am
it was not racist, never meant to be. my issue is that you bounce around commenting annoyingly on everyone elses posters, yet contribute very little work yourself. You stir up fights all the time and drive people away. You act like you invented this site
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:36 am
Pirate you have an issue because of the comments I made regarding your Africa poster. Put more thought into your posters and you won't be criticized. Your poster was racist and you needed to be told.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:34 am
when timmies are allowed to vote lions mean nothing. You can whine about some imagined clique all you want Whines Too f***in Often, but the only conspiracy against you is one of common sense. You have been told to stop the diatribes, now grow up.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:16 am
understood EGD. never considered that
WTFO - August 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Well said Pirate. BTW, TTH I often get compliments on my posters from the peers and good lion ratings. In case you missed it, the lions are there to tell you exactly how people feel about your work. But I guess when the clique speaks, facts don't matter.
Elder God Douchebag - August 20, 2009, 12:12 am
Neither do you. Remember that.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:06 am
and when exactly TTH are you going to start entertaining US? 35 Motifakes, 10,000 comments on other peoples Motifakes.. don't be a poser.. start being one of the contributors who make us laugh or think or cry.. YOU do not dictate content here. U thinku do
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:49 pm
You obviously have missed the point once again. There is no attempt at entertainment or humor in this poster. That is why it should be removed. Your posters are just veiled complaints and detract from the entertainment value of this site.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:47 pm
Poster ratings mean nothing when judged here. When I receive a compliment from my peers (the contributors of this site)that is more than enough for me. Ratings are a poor judge of quality and a 2.9 is perfect. Nice try though.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
TTH, one respectful question this time based on your last comment here. If this should be removed then why does it have a rating 3.38 and your best poster only rates 3.15 (lower than my average of 3.18)? Maybe you don't speak for as "many" as you claim.
Gort - August 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
It's amusing the amount of disbelief being posted here. It only emphisizes the way these f***tards in the picture can blow through money. The only reason this poster isn't funny is because it's so godd*** true. Change! Whoo Hoo!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 am
This poster is an ideal candidate for removal based on the "not funny" laws of 09.
Reality Lord - August 19, 2009, 11:20 am

the bill was approved by the bush administration and obama had the target put on him for it.....cool.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:14 am
plus incidentals like food at chow and MRE's and all the money we've sunk into construction at Baghdad and the other bases.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:12 am
Haarakkon may have a point you can't really place a value on any life. but as it is with all the bombs and other munitions we've used in both wars i find it hard to believe the "official costs" also things like JP8 and all the medical care for the wounded
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 3:02 am
The fact is that the omnibus bill plus the $787B "stimulus" did cost more dollars than both wars combined. However, that doesn't take into account the loss of life of servicemen/women which can't be measured with cash. That's not politics, that's stats.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Maybe we've developed really fuel efficient tanks. Or our soldiers volunteer now. Or there are miraculous free healing hospitals. Or the planes run on solar power now. Maybe the troops walked over there, too.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:57 pm
This poster is a wonderful case in point. Can anyone (without pointing to skewed "data" provided mostly by the politicos they follow, on both sides) honestly believe that more was spent in the stimulus bill than in an overseas conflict lasting 7 years?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:54 pm
It would seem to me that "liberals" bear the brunt of the blame game at the moment. Yet another convenient way of avoiding responsibility. Bottom line is that conservatives and liberals alike have been blinded by their own sides' propaganda.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:49 pm
The devil made me do it. DANG! I just did it again, didn't I?
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
...become an excuse. Chris Rock said he didn't want advantage given based on his skin color: "If you get a higher score, then you win - but if there's a tie? f*** it! You had a 300 year head start!" ROFL!
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:14 pm
TTH, in the US - with the exception of the recent Supreme Court decision for the Conn. Firefighters - there is no such thing as "Reverse Discrimination"...from what I see, ONLY in America do you hear about race relations ALL THE TIME. It's...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:59 pm
If you always complain that other races use the race card (meaning you can't) then that is in effect your race card.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:57 pm
Yes but how is always blaming the race card not using the race card? Or for that matter how is it not passing the buck.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
You can believe The U.S is better. But that "land of the free" motto should have been given a solemn funeral and never spoken of again.
Jmac0585 - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
I have sent numerous emails to Barbara Boxer and her pal Frankenstein, and NEITHER has sent me anything but a form letter email back. chuckdevoredotcommerce
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:53 pm
TTH, as I've pointed out in other comments and posters; I don't give a d*** about anyone's race and don't complain that I can't use a race card. I was taught to take responsibility for my life instead of blaming others.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
sending emails to their offices that they will be held accountable if they don't start representing us.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
Agent K, there is **** we can do. Just because they were voted into office doesn't mean we shut up and let them dismantle the greatest nation on Earth (no offense to my Canadian friends, I'm sure you feel the same aboot your country). I let them know by
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:53 am
Two comments: 1) only 1 person in this 'fake is black you idiot (whl) and 2) what kind of knife are you using to debone him P?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am
lmao. no, no, no.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
snicker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
That's just wrong. But hey "to each her own"
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
ok people look we have a democratic president, and democrat controlled congress...there aint **** you can do so give it up!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I sho am. You don't need to know the details at this time. However, Bible Black will illustrate some might fine hints.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
And everyone has race so everyone qualify's! sounds like a fun game to me. In a way isn't always blaming the race card just another way of playing the race card? eg."I am an oppressed white male because everyone else get's to play the race card"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Wait? You're "boning" him? WTF?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
I loathe the race card. I make racist comments all the time about Mexicans, and despite that I've been boning one for a year and a half, I'm still called a racist.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:38 am
No, TTH. The race card is more like the Reverse card in Uno. Somebody challenges you, you drop the race card (if you qualify) and turn the game back on the other person.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
Is the race card the one where you have to pick up four? Oh wait thats uno.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:17 am
a pathetic loser for playing the race card. You must have learned from Obama himself. That seems to be his defense when people question him for destroying the Constitution.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:16 am
whl, I blame each President for the problems they create. No POTUS is perfect and all make mistakes. However, BHO is front-loading all his mistakes that my children will be paying for with taxes for as long as they and their children will live. You are
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
please just shut the f*** up
wet homo liberal - July 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
right. take all the debts and problems bush/clinton created and blame it on the black man. i'm sure that always works in your fantasy world, con-con boy.
WTFO - June 1, 2009, 2:11 pm
Antimark, I a**ume you are calling Mark a racist. Do you have any proof, or are you just another ***k that thinks all conservatives have to be racist? FOMF ya little prick.
Antimark - June 1, 2009, 11:47 am
Mark calling someone racist is truly hilarious L...O...L
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Well said, Mark. Hey, barockeva all I can say to you is FOMF.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:29 pm
barockeva - I thought I smelled you come in. Why not just keep your racist opinions to yourself? BHO is over there right now kissing the a**es of those "sand rats." This will be the United States of Arabia before he's done.
barockeva - April 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
At least they were wasted here in America as opposed to wasted on those f***ing sand rats.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
Again, I spelled out how my numbers and a***ysis are accurate and how your source twisted the numbers to get a result they wanted. You can try to distract from facts all you want, it doesn't change the truth this poster states.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Again, just saying something does NOT make it true. Where is the proof that the paper is biased? Furthermore where is the proof that the specific site is biased? Like I said, if it was so biased it wouldn't be knocking Obama would it?
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:31 am
weapon system did exactly as its name implies. It kept the peace. Thanks for the snappy observation, though. It definitely made me chuckle.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:29 am
Sean, you're a funny guy. My avatar pays tribute to the Peacekeeper ICBM (now decommissioned) launching from Vandenberg AFB, CA on a test launch. Missles are shaped that way for aerodynamic purposes not phallic ones. With up to 10 nuclear warheads this
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
the USA.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
Repeated for Anon, the article you cited was posted by St Petersburg Times (known biased paper). I made no errors regardless of your spin. Follow BHO blindly I'm sure socialism will do good for you. It fails for those of us who believe in the values of
Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:17 am
I am not going to mention any names, however, when your own avatar is obviously a phallic symbol which is in the process of blowing it's own load, I respectfully recommend that you refrain from commenting on the avatar of another. That is all. Resume.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:54 am
You can check the site for yourself on that one. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/personalities/barack-obama/ That sure sounds like a biased organization doesn't it?
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:51 am
While the "media bias" line may work at CPAC, it does not change the errors you made - which the article points out very well. If Politifact.com was as biased as you claim, it would not evaluate Obama's statements as anything but true.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 12:34 am
Sorry, EGD. Not much of a "love-in" kind of guy. I just have to chime in when people distort the facts and spin the conversation away from the truth. However, I'll take a whiskey sour and chill. I've said my piece and am done arguing. (for now)
BoneCd - March 27, 2009, 8:57 pm
It wouldn't be a Hippie Love-in then! But a beer sounds great. Speaking of beer...anyone try a Michelob Light since they've bought out. Excellent I must say & I'm a Heineken man


HANG IN THERE - Someone has to do it .


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D


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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


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Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


Quality -


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Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?


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Rating: 3.42/5

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highjump321 - December 11, 2009, 12:26 pm
or degress?
me - September 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
its regress....


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !


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Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama


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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the f*** up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am
hey zed STFU! u p*** timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday ***k Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start b****ing & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
Are you stalking me, cow****? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was g** I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am
If commenting on your own bull****, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a d***. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two a**-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the **** out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am
Sand in his v*****. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" f*** your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck f***?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am
You mean sand in his v***** his dirty, dirty v*****
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am
who cares what you researched, And quit s****** up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I f***ed your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (f*** Off, Mother f***er)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so f*** off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING **** ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM f*** UP BEFORE YOU TALK ****.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am
While your working ph**oshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am
WTFO - Absof***inlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am
the people who voted for this a** have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am
Are you sure it's not his a**?


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




SUCCESS -


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat


REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all


TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.9/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

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Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd


COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''


TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am
"Splash...Over."


LET THE GAMES BEGIN -


TAGS: ****tails hangover hunger games
Rating: 4.86/5

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Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm
hahaha...where?...where?
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm
weekend?


HAIR OF THE ME -


TAGS: alcohol party dog hangover
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.


TAGS: lindsay lohan jewelry thief gollum
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Must be some kinda alumni weekend……… Nice one Mustyk


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


TAGS: politics congress obama president fascist marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them


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Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:14 am
Unkown by whom?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:13 am
Maybe I don't know what the word "lies" means either, since I am more than prepared to concede that the Bush admin really believed what it heard or saw. More's the pity really.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
BTW, I also agree that a CIA agent's identity should not be disclosed. But the reason it happened is still unknown.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
A man needs an exit strategy...like pulling out. Waka! Waka! Waka! A good raq will snare a dude any day.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
that no one can ever release that would have justified the war. Oh, and rather that use his WMD's to defend him country from attack, he shipped them all off to Syria.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Whether there was other intel, the stuff that was advanced publically -- yellow cake, aluminium tubes, etc., we know where the WMD's are -- turned out to be pure bull*sh*it. So now we are being asked to believe that there's some super-secret stuff
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:06 am
there, whether you like it or not. It wasn't just the US intel, China, Israel, France, UK, and even Canadian intel agreed on Iraq. So enough with the slander about lies and spin. For those of us who understand it's a tired/false argument, you can't prove.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:04 am
Agree on the exit strategy to a degree, but you can't work on arbitrary timelines without meeting specific goals first or Iraq would fail. That classified "intel crap" protects lives and is endangered if the enemy learns sources and methods. The intel was
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Again you claim to know what is in the minds of those you accuse of lying and leaking a CIA agent. You a**ume intent vs having facts. Not trying to call you a liar, just that you are spreading the far-lefts lies they used to get power.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:00 am
any intel that would be to its advantage. Yet no such self serving leaks. So can the compelling yet can't be disclosed intel crap. They ran with the spin they could spin, and you got a war without an exit strategy.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you even know what the word lie means? I doubt it. And I can a**uure you that I am not the least bit offended at being called a liar by you. And the administration that leaks the identity of a CIA agent out of sheer malace is sure to leak ...
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:28 pm
Quite right, Bart. Sean, did you see the intel that both Congress and Pres Bush did when they agreed to kick Saddam's a**? No? I saw some, so your and the far-left's accusations of "lying" are the actual lies here.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
Not so much the pants as the wabbit suit....that my dear doesn't do that bodonkadonk any justice at all.......
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:24 pm
A voter is but an middle aged lady who wants to know one thing: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Thanks B. Great timing. But back away from the intended hyperbole of your comment and I agree. Can you even get 1 vote by telling the voters the truth? "I ain't kissin' that thing, lady, your baby is hideous."
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Momma said politicians are so onry cause they gots all them toofs and no.....PUMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
Again, you change the subject. Bush and his cronies played fast and loose with the "truth" so as to start an endless war. Obama is your president, not mine. Seems to be kind of a dud to me at this point.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
How do you tell when a politician is lying?...He wins the election. Waka! waka! waka! All politicians lie, because people will only vote for perfection; It's do or die, a leader can never say "try."
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm
DB, in some cases yes conservatives use this. Over the last 2 elections the Dems gained power by standing against anything Bush stood for. That's not a position but an opposition and it worked for them. Partly due to media claims of Reps as lying on Iraq.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sean, why is it okay for you to call Bush a liar but when Obama is called out for lying to Congress and the public, there's huge outcry. You can't prove any of the left's claim for lies. Don't be such a hater, bud.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:11 pm
but his concerns were ignored. Then the Obama campaign simply pretended McCain never did this, blamed the recession on Bush, and then unfairly linked McCain to Bush. McCain was actually ahead in most polls before the economic collapse.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:10 pm
This poster gave the Obama campaign too much credit. They didn't use the Republican's values against them. They misinterpreted the Republican's values outright. McCain actually gave a speech warning of the real estate market's ways before it collapsed;
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:14 am
I shouldn't be salivating. Dammit, ese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:07 am
Mexican Burger....place one tortilla between two tortillas.....done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
Heat oven to 400, grease pie pan. Cook hamburger and onion and drain. Stir in seasoning mix, put mixture into pie pan. Sprinkle with chilies and cheese. Beat remaining ingredients until smooth. Pour in pie pan. Bake 30 minutes or until knife comes out cle
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
That's a family secret!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:05 am
MEXICAN PIE 1 lb. hamburger 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 env. (1 1/4 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 can (4 oz.) whole green chilies, chopped and drained 1 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz.) 1 1/4 c. milk 3/4 c. Bisquick mix 3 eggs 1/8 tsp. red pepper sauce
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:04 am
Bean pie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:56 am
How about blender cow pies?.....cuz that's what I think a politifake might taste like.....1 BTW.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:50 am
Melikes blender pies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
We'll blend it up really good for you aggy....and you can drink it through a straw before nap time.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
And bang on truth. Lots of that. And the exposure of countless Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld lies. So don't discount the huge hole the Fake Republican Administration dug for itself.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
Like one of my posters states, my silver lining is that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I just hope someone is up to the task to correct the serious mistakes going on. (That includes the bailouts that Bush started).
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
I'm too old for chery. Key lime, dammit!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:38 am
With a failing economy and 8 years of visceral personal attacks, hate and often lies. Add to that most TV media outlets completely in the tank for Dems. The Reps could have put anyone up and they would have lost to anyone the Dems put up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
cherry......shame on you Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Blueberry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Apple
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
I dealt with McCain for 3 days when I worked at Mandalay Bay. He is very scrambled in the head. You'd be amazed. I don't know what's giving him the clarity he shows on TV, but in person, it was rough.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
She drove thinking Republicans away in droves ... or Ford Explorers as the case may be.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:33 am
AND had anyone but Palin. She didn't help reel in the middle-road republican vote, nor conservative dems.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
Had McCain said "Fu*c*k the base. Those douchebags ain't voting for Obama anyway, and then stayed true to himself, by say, calling torture torture and just being McCain, he mighta won the d*** election. Would have done better anyway.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
While I don't agree with shouting down people at the town halls, many are asking questions and being ignored or insulted by the elected officials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cu1ClqteY --That didn't look like an angry mob. Just a ja****s politician.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:23 am
I guess yelling at a town hall meeting to break it up instead of debating is different. Or, like shouting at the POTUS during a speech. That's how you change things.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:22 am
Ah c'mon, have you seen his opponent's values? They are written out on posted notes that have been slapped to a revolving door.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Unfortunately, all elections have seem to degenerate to this level.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Sounds like a familiar tactic.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:11 am
i love this poster
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
the terrorists wouldn't hide among women and children.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Pab, I'm not sure where the attack on Israel and WW2 vets came from. Are you saying that Israel doesn't have the right to defend themselves from Hamas suicide bombers, mortar fire and kidnappings? I think less civilians would be injured in Palastine if
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
The Jews in Israel aren't the "Good guys" any more than the americans who firebombed Japanese residential districts and sh** surrendering enemies in WW2 were the "Good Guys," everyone in every war has done bad things, and the jews are 100% no exception.
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:25 pm
I disagree, you have to let one live so if we ever let him see the light of day again he can relay the story of what a 50 Cal bullet can do to a pirate's skull.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 9:36 pm
WTFO... wasn't it nice? Nicely "executed" as well. Although, I'm still not happy about allowing one pirate to live. It reduces the fear factor.
Porcelina - April 12, 2009, 7:57 pm
Please go see the thread ''Enough is Enough''
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Prez O., WTFO sez "great job" and can you please help him with his "Ninja problem" (sic.).
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:45 pm
Uhm, WTFO. I have it on good authority that your President only reads MY comments when he's on Motifake ... so I'll tell him you said that. Bye.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 7:22 pm
Regarding the pirates, Pres Obama took the correct action today by letting the Navy SOF take care of those bastards. 3 head sh**s. Outstanding. Hopefully this action will prevent other Somali pirates from touching a US flagged ship. Good job Mr. President
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
We have exhausted them, essentially, but not in full-view of the world community. It's just for appearance. Shuts up the domestic no-war at any cost liberal pussies, too. I don't want another 9/11 either, but this time, it'll be more universally justified
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:37 pm
I totally agree with exhausting all "nice-guy" efforts. Our disagreement is that I believe we have already exhausted those efforts and I'm not will to risk lives to revisit those mistakes with this enemy.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'm simply saying that you can do a lot more, and a lot worse things if you've exhausted all nice-guy efforts.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:10 pm
I find no fault in that logic. Then again, I was pointing toward a Desert Storm-style coalition effort against the terrorists. I figure you'd have active support from otherwise "closet" supporters if you show them the impotence of diplomacy first.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:08 pm
supporting the US but they know steps are necessary to keep their countries safe from terrorism. We had our diplomacy pissed on we engaged the enemy and the media and dishonest liberals (across the world) turned several folks away from our side.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Too funny. "cooperative when you end up bombing them". I can tell you that we have a lot of support from a large number of countries, in Afghan and Iraq. Some open support others behind the scenes because their leaders are too afraid of public opinion of
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
into oblivion. 1) Diplomacy will never work 2) They will hit us again either way. With our diplomacy rejected, and pissed on, the world will be on our side. That is important when it comes to a probable invasion by our forces.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:03 pm
I agree with you completely in regards to the UN. However, you have to look at it outside the box. If the world sees you trying to be diplomatic instead of just resorting to military solutions, they will be more cooperative when you end up bombing them
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:00 pm
justice, etc. Without the US, the U.N. will fold under the weight of its own problems. Also, without our military, there will be no teeth left at the U.N.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
You give the U.N. much more credit than I do, my friend. That place is the most corrupt place on Earth in my mind. I'm in support of the US pulling completely out of there and restarting a new org with countries that truly care about peace, freedom,
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks, WTFO... I like when my point of view is swayed on things I'd normally disagree with.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:57 pm
Our goals and hopes are the same. However, I see the practical approach. Like I said, it'll allow us to say "Hey, UN, we gave them every chance at the tables to make peace" -- and when we start going at the terrorists real hard, the world will be in sync.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
it back here. Great discussion though, AD. It's a pleasure as always, bud. v/r.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
NSA can't protect us if BHO takes away the wire ***s. Also, GWB's policies of engaging the enemy on their sand versus our land has been effective in protecting American soil for 7 yrs. We need to keep the battlespace in the Middle East or they will bring
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:54 pm
I only have a strong desire to exterminate these radical Islamic terrorists and their "holy" leaders who preach violence and death to the US and Israel.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:53 pm
terrorists have killed women and children in the village thrown their bodies into the raided bldg and put film on the internet claiming the US military did this. See all this, I have no room in my mind or heart to engage in discussions with these animals
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:51 pm
in centuries, Americans want success in months. Our enemies will sacrifice thousands of innocents to get a handfull of us and are willing to use women and children as human shields (yes, they've already done that). After a US raid on insurgents, remaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:50 pm
For now... or the next 5-10 years... when they want to hit us again, they will. There is no amount of military or diplomatic action that will prevent it. It's up to the NSA, among others, to protect us.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:49 pm
Your last to points are spot on, AD. That is exactly what we are doing right now, and it does take time. Unfortunately, Americans are so impatient that they get frustrated wait 2 mins for their h** Pocket to heat. Our enemy is patient and measure success
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
history book and prove the point. 3000 more families (or maybe a higher number) should not be made to suffer the loss of a loved one so we can say to the world "told ya it don't work".
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
when the destruction of their homes, schools and capitalist futures are repeatedly blown up. We need local cooperation for this to work. Takes time, but it'll work.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
The issue I take with your diplomacy approach is that we have openly tried these avenues before and they failed. I am uncomfortable with risking more American civilian deaths proving that the diplomacy method is a failure when we can crack a recent
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
The terrorists can and will kill the innocent citizens... we won't. The terrorists, therefore, have the advantage. As I said, keep giving them all 4-bedroom homes and university-quality schools for all ages. They will eventually get sick of terrorists
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
terrorists from their countries.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
some may not like us "invading" their country, they were already against us. The normal/average Iraqi/Afghani would have a higher opinion of US involvement if they could see how we are trying to help in these areas as well as how we are removing dangerous
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
...but it must be done and "displayed" in order to have the world backing when we step up the war on terror... so we can say "we tried the nice way...." - diplomacy isn't the solution, but it's an important cobblestone in the path to their annihilation.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
murdering every one we saw. The media helped turn public opinion towards their own ideals which greatly helped BHO take office when he is clearly unqualified for the position. As for the muslim perspective on media reporting our rebuilding efforts. While
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I respectfully agree and disagree. We need to lean on them, yes. But, let's show the world that we're trying to be diplomatic. I don't think it'd work in a million years....
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I've mentioned that I was in the Middle East last year, which is where a lot of my insight comes from. The media needed to show our good deeds here so the US public wouldn't get the perception that the military and GWB's admin weren't stomping around just
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
strength if we keep the pressure on now.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
my view so my son won't spend his life fighting this fight. I'd rather handle it now. BHO's appeasement dooms future Am. generations to fighting a reestablished and emboldened terrorist threat that we can keep on the ropes and keep them from gaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
I agree with the downplayed magnitude of the atrocity, but it kick-started a war on terror that otherwise would still be in it's infancy in comparison.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm
in diplomacy where appropriate, but Islamic terrorists don't want peace with us, they want us and the Jewish wiped off the planet. Negotiations are meaningless in that environment. They have to be eliminated. It'll take a long time but it is necessary in
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
3000 "eggs" dying on 9-11 is enough for me. The short-term memory loss of this country makes me sick. 3000 more families shouldn't have to die to prod us to destroy an enemy that has no intention of ever ceasing their war on us. I agree we should engage
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
Agreed about media, but that's all a matter of perspective. To me, as long as it stays under the radar, it's not as much of an international trophy to terrorists who want to use it as an example of american invasion of their country. No?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:32 pm
WTFO, we could polarize a bar in a matter of 30 minutes with conversation like this. I love it!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
and minds in Afghan and Iraq. We're building schools, business districts, farms, homes, parks, soccer fields, etc. The main stream media ignores these good deeds because it doesn't further their agenda nor does it get ratings like deaths do.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
Hey agdaniele, who was it that said that "Politics is just war carried on by other means." Or was it "Diplomacy"? Anywho, carry on. Way to ramp it up a notch, intellectually speaking ....
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
food locations there. It's not nice, but it's a fact that nothing is resistant to capitalism... consumership, choices, greed and gluttony... once it takes hold, nothing can reverse it.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:29 pm
the Somali coast. If that happens we'll likely never see that man alive again. Your points on rebuilding are very valid and the fact that you mention them shows a serious problem with the media. We are currently engaging in that method of winning hearts
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:28 pm
This may sound wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs. In order for the world to engage a decisive war on terrorism, we need to show that diplomatic venues have been exhausted and rejected. Moreso, we keep building malls, theaters and fast


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Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
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TNX, Green!
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5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
5 Poodles
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Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
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